I’m sure pretty much everyone has heard about Christian Bale’s brush with the law. I’m not going to offer any insights or opinions on what I think went down, whether he’s a mom beater or if ‘they totally deserved it’ as some sites might have you believe. Nope, I’m just going to bring you the best of many funnies that are doing the rounds:
I had to stop watching CSI: Miami a couple of seasons back. I couldn’t take Horatio Caine any longer. All those one liners at the beginning of the episode (which some delightful soul has edited into one long nightmare of a youtube video if you feel the need to look that up. I had to stop it after a minute before my brain exploded), the long brooding looks out into the ocean, the sunglasses shots, the puns…oh god, make it stop!
I can only handle him in cartoon form these days.