Posted by: teabelly | May 6, 2008

My Eyes, My Eyes

Things I could have done without seeing on my way to work this morning:

Man standing on his balcony stark bollock naked.

Dude, seriously, be aware of your surroundings. Buses go past you all day.

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Why is it that woman don’t enjoy the unexpected sighting of a naked man? Where as in most circumstances the reversal would be quite a nice surprise. Just wondering.

Well, speaking only for myself here and not all womankind: Had it been a very attractive man, that may be one thing (although still, just really not what you expect on a main road in London and way too early in the day), but an overweight old geezer? Just…no. Would men really be interested in a large, naked older lady? Maybe best not to answer that.

“Would men really be interested in a large, naked older lady?”

Good point I’m not sure I or the vast majority of other men would want to see bubbles (Little Britain) flaunting her stuff, irrespective of the time of the day.

Was he MODERATELY attractive?
Even the tiniest bit?

Or pasty and fat and generally icky?

Not remotely. Not pasty but…just…no.

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