I Got Ham But I’m Not a Hamster, Part II

I’m assuming there are some serious Bill Bailey fans out there. Either that or he has been doing his ham/hamster/soul/soldier joke far too much recently. Six people in the last 2 days have found my blog by searching this phrase. Four of them this morning alone. Random. And it is, to date, the search that has been used the most to get to me. Hmmm. Was Bill Bailey doing stand up somewhere this weekend then? Is this the same person searching this term and forgetting they’ve already been to me, or is it six individuals?

Dudes, I’m sorry, I can’t shed any further light on the ham/hamster story. I don’t have footage of him saying it, and I’m sure I’m not remotely as amusing as he is. What exactly is it that you’re looking for?

Of course now I’ve probably doomed myself to even more hits. Hello Bill Bailey fans!

EDIT: Thanks to Le6o I can now offer you this:

Bill Bailey aside, I have just been to get a new mugshot passport photo. I don’t look terrible exactly, but I’m not sure I look well. I’m also terrifed of this whole passport application process. So many rules. What if I accidentally write in blue ink? What if I’m making the wrong face on my photo? Too much pressure. Which is why I have been putting it off for so long. I’m not thrilled about this photo being in my passport for the next ten years, though my last one is me at 16 in my sixth form uniform, grinning like an idiot (back when grinning was allowed on passport photos I guess). It might be an improvement. It might not.